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My Superclose Cousin Ren

What if....

the way Renee Zellwegger looks....
....is the most elaborate Asian joke there ever was??

I mean, I am as genetically Asian as a girl can get, and I still have to squint in order to impersonate her.


You think she is just sitting at her house, laughing at how no one has accused her of it yet?  She just traipses around Hollywood with those slanty-ass eyes, booking those white girl roles and subliminally bragging to the real Asian girls??  If this is true, it's genius.  Evil genius, but brilliant nonetheless.  



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