"You shall buy me a few drinks" - I left some stuff at his house when I visited over Easter weekend. He mailed them to me, and this was his payment in lieu of.
"Peggy is about to get slapped" - Nick is a big deal attorney and he has a big deal secretary whom he only appreciates when I remind him to. I don't know her name, we call her Peggy.
"Doing a juice cleanse, wish me luck" - I've been harping at him about smoothies and juice for years. He's into it, now!
"I think I'm buying a Prius today. I'm so gay." -Just the most precious angel I've ever known.
"Decided to get a much nicer one" -Now THAT'S the GAYdicator, amIright?!
I hope every guy and girl out there have a gay husband with which to correspond in such love.
0 comments:
Post a Comment