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Favorite Texts From Nick Lately.


People should know about these communications with my gay husband, no?

"You shall buy me a few drinks" - I left some stuff at his house when I visited over Easter weekend.  He mailed them to me, and this was his payment in lieu of.

"Peggy is about to get slapped" - Nick is a big deal attorney and he has a big deal secretary whom he only appreciates when I remind him to.  I don't know her name, we call her Peggy.

"Doing a juice cleanse, wish me luck" - I've been harping at him about smoothies and juice for years.  He's into it, now!

"I think I'm buying a Prius today.  I'm so gay." -Just the most precious angel I've ever known.

"Decided to get a much nicer one" -Now THAT'S the GAYdicator, amIright?!

I hope every guy and girl out there have a gay husband with which to correspond in such love. 

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