A Tale of Two Meetings.

So.... Last I blogged, I wrote about the lengthy agent submission mail out that I had done in October.  Art thou curious for a follow up?

After over 70 submissions by mail and email, I received four phone calls from agencies interested in meeting me. (side note: I've been told this is actually a good response, given that I am just starting out and am unknown.  Crazy, eh?)

One of them was interested but had a very full roster already but liked my look, and wanted me to resubmit in January.  Nah, not a good sign. 

Another made a meeting and rescheduled twice, I have still yet to meet them.  Tsk, another red flag.  

See, I have the idea that signing with an agency is like choosing a boyfriend.  You have to read the signs and trust in Higher Powers because in this industry, it's all about relationship.  If there's no mutual love and respect, it won't work.  Dramatic?  Well, yeah.  

So then there were two.  I had gotten a call from this one agency fairly quickly after my mail-out, and after some finagling of my travel schedule (ahem, I had to wait til I was actually in town and not working), I put together the perfect 'meeting agent' outfit, big girl pants included, and strolled into the building pictured above to have my very first agent meeting. I was actually not very nervous, which surprised me, especially considering I had to wait for a while.... oh and I had tight jeggings on, cutting off my circulation and subsequent oxygen supply.  Oh, you didn't know jeggings are the new 'big girl pants'?  As in, bigger girls shouldn't wear them?  Consider this a first hand news delivery.  

Despite the tourniquet pants, the meeting went well.  I felt like myself, making jokes, faces, and laughing a lot with the two agents in their office.  We teased each other and I felt like they got me.  The owner of the agency even gave me a huge hug as it was over and said he already loved me.  Scene: me pushing through glass doors with gigantic dopey grin. 

Ok, so that was good.  But every Hollywood story has a villain, right?  Well I certainly found mine.  This other agent I met with, should have been ignored from the start.  When he called, he already kinda weirded me out.  Without telling me what he was calling me for he just said his name and asked if I wanted to come meet him.  I don't memorize agent names, so I was really confused.  He also wouldn't give me an appointment time, but had me call every morning I was free to inquire if he was available that afternoon.  nonetheless, I felt like it wasn't smart to just sign with the first agency that offered me a contract so I arranged to meet with this other guy.

First of all, his office was a wreck.  If hoarders ever does an LA agent episode, I'm nominating this guy.  Everything was covered in dust, he had piles of crap everywhere, and the leather couch in there was worn and dirty.  His leather jacket was the same, and his fly was down.  He was talking on the phone when I walked into his office and didn't even acknowledge me.  In fact, he continued to answer his phone the entire time I was there and made no apologies about the interruptions.

But this isn't even the worst part.  This guy was a grade A B-TARD. From the beginning, he was arguing with me on everything, making crude comments about people including but not limited to: "Why do so many young Filipino girls date ugly old men? Are they ALL that money greedy?  and, "I'm from Texas.  Only gay guys play basketball", and "My daughters are always competing.  One of them is prettier than the other, but I still don't get it".

I know, right?  But it's still not even the worst.  I already knew that this guy wasn't going to be one for me.  I was so uncomfortable I had turned on my 'bad blind date' mode.  I was stiff and polite, trying to just get through it and get the hell out of there.  Before I had the chance, this guy laid into me.  He asked me if I thought I had the potential to get a leading role.  Of course, I said yes.  I think that I have the ability to interest and entertain people, and to carry a storyline.  I really do.  That's why I'm here.  Apparently, he didn't agree.... and boy did he tell me about it.  He said that he doesn't think I will book roles unless I lost quite a bit of weight.  He said that my headshots are deceiving because he thinks I look much heavier in person and even asked me if I have gained weight since they were taken and if they were edited to make me look thinner.  He THEN speculated that perhaps it was the way I was sitting and made me stand up and turn around to get a better look.

Listen, I know I'm no Rachel McAdams.  My body is a work in progress and there is still much work to be done before I will be content.  Im not the ingenue and will never be a sex symbol, which I am more than okay with.  But I do think that the entertainment industry has room for all 124 pounds of me, and that I have potential that extends beyond sex appeal.  I'm not looking for the bombshell roles.  I want to make people laugh, cry, and think.  In addition, I also believe that the industry is changing and even if Melissa McCarthey were the only example, I think she's enough.  She's phenomenal and even if I were to gain another fifty pounds I would do if it came with her talent.

So yeah, that happened.  Of course, I felt like crap about it for longer than I'd like to discuss.  However, I didn't allow myself to wallow in it forever because I know that this kind of nonsense has happened to thousands before me, and will surely happen to thousands after.  Plus, this will be a good story to tell Barbara Walters someday.  This I believe: self pity gets you nowhere.

MAYDAY.

{a text message was relayed to me from a distraught friend, my interpretation}

THIS HAPPENS SO MUCH. WHAT TO DO.

Above: yet another reason why I'm so single. 

BoMass.

I'm not sure if I have ever mentioned this; one of the items on my bucket list is to visit all fifty states.  Of course, there are stipulations.  What constitutes a 'visit' is either an overnight stay, or driving across the longest dimension of that state.  Airports of any kind are not considered.  Furthermore, visits do not count if made before the age of 18.  I think these rules sound pretty reasonable, but I must admit that I lost credit for quite a few, just with the over 18 determination.

To get to the point, I crossed Massachusetts off of the list.  I had been to most all of the states in New England as a child living in New Jersey, but since becoming an adult, I have had to start over.  So when the prospect of Thanksgiving with my own family was squelched  by the obligation of work, I was not so difficultly coaxed into spending the week in Beantown with Stace and her family.

A few thoughts:

-The young men in this town dress like they ought to be ready to row something at a moment's notice.  It's such a stereotype, but it's true.  They all look so collegiate and distinguished.  I wanted to spill on their Brooks Brothers tailored shirts and step on their shiny loafers, it's the destructive streak in me.  I was happy to observe and tease them in my mind, however.

-The historical significance of every building, sidewalk, light-post, and mailbox in that town is overwhelming.  You amaze at the seeming nonchalance of the locals.  Do they KNOW that the garbage can they just spit their gum into sits RIGHT ON the Freedom Trail?!

-The 'burbs in New England are not like the ones in the West.  The houses sit right on the God-made landscape, set upon hills and around creeks.  The roads wind haphazardly and the woods are relatively untouched.  In the West, the suburbs are carved out by bulldozers, and then lined up neatly.  Perhaps that's why I have such distain for them?

-I don't care what anyone says.  There is something charming about the accents.  They aren't particularly pleasant to the air, but the distinct sound of them is so unique to me that the merit lies in the local flair.  I don't sound like I'm from anywhere.  That makes me boring.

Another state closer to the Bucket List Item fulfilled!  note: most of my missing states are in the Southeast.  Who wants to invite me to the Grand Ole Opry?

Quelle Pressure

This is the newborn babe of a great friend of mine, whom just adopted him with his partner.  Isn't he just delish? They live in Portland and will assuredly give this little nugget a life full of love.  They are the greatest people and I'm so excited for them as they learn to be the greatest parents.

So this event got me thinking, Nick and I were talking about this recently, how do you feel about gay people adopting kids? I'm certainly not against it; despite the fact that two gay parents are obviously not the same as two straight parents, I think that love and commitment make a family.  Children need security, consistency, and conscience, and whomever can give that to them are deemed quality parents in my book.

The only issue I can think of is one that is not even distinct to same sex parents.  Have you noticed what @$$holes kids are becoming nowadays?  In my own opinion, I see a direct correlation to the instability of families with the downfall of upcoming generations.  As more and more children are being raised while thrown around between different sets of families, changing partners to their parents, half siblings, step siblings, and all of the ex-siblings of all varieties, I see parents becoming more lax.  It's only natural; we are putting kids through our own emotional changes and bad decisions, so we compensate for this by letting them get away with everything.  Again, just an observation, and of course, a sweeping generalization.  Back to the original point, if I were a same sex parent, I would probably add this to the list of 'things my kids have to overcome', alongside kids of divorce, remarriages, single parents, young parents, and everything in between.  I would probably feel bad for the added stress that this might bring to them, because of the way some people will inevitably treat them.  And so they would be spoiled.  Either way, all of this makes me terrified of ever having children.  But, as everyone has told me, this is also natural.  Right?!

BTW Nick disagrees.  He thinks he would be harder on them because he will expect only greatness from his own.  Ha, we will see!

Location Services.

{fall in Spokane}

I read somewhere that a blogger should never apologize for tardy or scant posting.  I don’t know why, but I feel like I should anyway.  It’s been so long.  Here’s the thing....

...I’ve been lacking in inspiration lately.  Well, I've come full circle. When I first left Spokane in search of adventure and experience, I could not spend enough time away from home.  You could coax me back to GEG with the birth of my goddaughter, but barely negotiable for any other occasion.  As far as I was concerned, time in Spokane was time away from Everything Else.

Since I've moved to LA, the travel bug has raged within me.  Something about being on a plane soothes my nerves about having a lease and furniture.  I've been on a plane at least once a month since I moved there, and have jumped at every opportunity to run around.  Up til now, I justified it in a multitude of ways.  Weddings, birthdays, weather, etc etc.  The thing that I've come to realized, however, is that all this running around is a total distraction from what I came here for.  I am in LA to chase a butterfly, and have been too distracted to even really start.

This fall, I spent a loong vacation at home in Spokane, which was filled with beloved friends and warm fuzzies.  I should have known better, because the fact of it is, I can’t go home without some kind of identity crisis following me on the plane.  When you grow up on a place like Spokane, with a personality like my own, it’s like you’re constantly at war with what you really want out of your life vs. the genuine joy you see in simple things and contented people.  I am not a contented person, but would like to be.  People who dwell and remain in places like Spokane tend to be well adjusted and satisfied.  Spokane is the easiest place in the world to live, I swear.  There is no traffic, four distinct seasons, tons of outdoor opportunities, alongside any amenity you could really desire.  You can stroll into any restaurant downtown, any day of the week, and be seated immediately.  Except for on Mother’s Day.  People are generally trustworthy, and families thrive.  The local economy is quite stable, sheltered from the highs and lows of this time....because people stay.  There’s no turnover.  Like I said, easiest place in the world to life.  Well, everyone likes easy, right? 

Therein lies the issue.  I just don’t handle easy that well.  While I was there, I always felt like I was wasting my time, waiting for my life to start and just begging for some cultural/creative/passionate interactions.  I need palpable culture, and people who take chances and act insane.  Living somewhere difficult forces you to decide, every day, what you’re there for and why you chose it.  

But it doesn’t make returning from ‘easy’ places any easier.

This is embarrassing, but honest.  I think that perhaps, after I came back to LA from Spokane this fall and took a serious look into my last year and life here, a bout of low grade depression set upon me.  For the past few months, I have found it difficult to want to engage in anything; wasting entire days holed up in my house, bundled in blankets and fighting the urge to cry for no reason.  All I wanted to do is watch musicals and buy plane tickets.  Mind you, I have had such incredible experiences and gone so many places in the last 12 months.  In fact, a quick review of my Skymiles account will reveal 80k+ miles in the air and 14 trips.  I have been nonstop running around even more since I decided to stay still in LA.  Ironic, eh?

My emotional coping mechanism has been the physical act of leaving for so long that I don’t know how to have a life!  How effing sad!  I'm serious, I think that I pacify myself with running around the country.  Do they make pills for this?!

So I have already decided that 2012 will be travel light, with ‘travel’ being the noun here. , not a verb.  I need to stay long enough in LA to really make something of myself and train myself to be ok in one place.  I didn’t accomplish that this year.  I cant think of how many workshops, meetings, and social events I haven't gone to because of my travel plans.  This year, I was always out of town or working like mad in prep of going out of town.  

Next year, I stay.  Y’all better start booking your flights to come to me.  

P.S.  Except EuroTrip with Coco next summer.  I mean, please.  I’m growing, not becoming someone else entirely.