I was struck by this while in the Gap in Houston last weekend. are we selling jeans here, or the men? The product description reads:
Homo sapien male. likely hunter/gatherer. tendency towards violent video games and toilet humor. available in easy (no tequila required), loose (not even beer required), boot (cowboy edition), straight (gay available by special order), standard (basic potty trained only), and authentic (meaning warm body with a pulse).
additional training required for functional relations.
requires many meals, laundry services preferred.
batteries not included.
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ahhhhhh ahahahahahahahahaha awesome. i applaud you for bringing home your funny moment and putting it up. :) makin my day, makin my day! hotness.
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