Don't Throw Things.

Listen.

I consider myself fairly well plugged in to the movie world.  I like movies, and I pride myself in being able to appreciate a well made film, no matter the genre.  Despite all of this well-rounded cinema taste and experience, I do carry one deep, dark, secret.

I've never seen Star Wars.

             ...AND I DON'T WANT TO.

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I just don't get why I would like it; and now I have a bad attitude about all of the backlash I will receive in response to this confession.

People are MAD over this film, and I'm sure I will receive a self-righteous text or two over my negligence in this matter.  Don't care.

I think the obsession is stupid, and whenever I find myself in conversation with others who don't share my opinion, I just fake it.  YES, I LIE.  Whatever, man.  No one likes people who know more about Star Wars than they do, anyway.  I, really, just enable the enthusiasm of true fans.  I just throw around a few words like "ewok" and "saber", "jedi" and "yoda".  None the wiser.