Rolling. (my eyes)

I mean, does she know about YouTube kitties?  Surely they can lighten her up.

So has it been long enough?  Can I talk about Adele yet?  I mean, I love the girl but may I just say.  She is twenty one.  What the hell could have happened to this girl before the age you can rent a car that causes such deep and gut wrenching inner turmoil?!  She has a beautiful voice and undeniable talent but PLEASE.  Every time I listen to her record, I am stricken with unbelievable anxiety because..... I have no idea what she's talking about.  My palms start to sweat and my heart pounds into my throat.  Shit.  I haven't lived.  Man, this girl is really feeling something and just don't know what she means.  Am I the only one missing out?  Do people of the first world really feel such profound emotional crisis over an ex-boyfriend getting married and not being invited?!  What does "Rolling in the Deep" MEAN?  To my knowledge, to be "in deep" is usually followed by shit.  Which has nothing to do with the song.  Psht, woman please.  The only people who should identify with this level of torture are holocaust victims and the Invisible Children.  Here in the first world, its like:

 "AH!  My facebook friend didn't guess my Draw Something depiction of Usher!"  

Closely followed by:

"♫ We could have had it AAAAAAALLLL ♫......."

Oh, go slap yourselves.