The Name is Misleading.

How DARE he tell me no!

3 minutes later, I wasn't too broken up about it. 

Standing on reeds on Lake Titicaca, playing with the locals and trying to not cry over the gorgeous views.  Behold:

Note: name Titicaca is a mixture of indigenous languages of Peru and Bolivia, as the lake straddles the border between the two nations.  It means "rock puma', because of its shape.