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Water Hoarder.


Keeping myself honest here,  this is the state of my trunk as it was a week ago.  Who IS this asshole with all of these plastic water bottles?!  Before you start the craziness about carbon foot prints, landfills and BPA, let me just tell you that I know.  Im a advocate of toxin free living, whole foods, and living your best life.  I have many many reusable water bottles, and tote them about with me all of the time.  The issue here?  I have water anxiety.  I start out my day with a full water bottle at my side, but I plow through it quickly and and am left with the debilitating inner monologue that I may dehydrate while standing in line at the post office.  So I stop by any market on my way to my next destination and purchase the biggest bottle of water I can find.  I drink, which causes me to have to pee everywhere I go, and then chuck the bottle into the back of my car, out of sight.

Why not just fill more water bottles before I leave then, you say?  Well that's just silly.  Then I'd be the crazy water girl who cant go anywhere without a gallon by her side.  Sigh.  Im working on my idiosyncrasies.

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